arachnofiend: gengarinmycar: God I hope Gamefreak is trolling everyone and Sylveon ends up being a dragon type. But at the same time, I want fairy type to be real beause it’d be so AWESOME. The only thing that makes me even slightly okay with fairy type potentially being a thing is that one source that said that Fairy is immune to Dragon. We do kinda need a type to troll the hell out of...
arachnofiend: chirart: the-soul-eater-alchemist: LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING. do you really want to go there I don’t know anything about either of these shows these gifs are just hilarious The latter is a movie; The Girl who leapt through Time.
ovis-draconae-in-goggles: improbablecarny: coresilence: skyscribbles: cappn: violetheron: ophrys-apifera: The Animal in You Personality Test benedictatorship: sunshien: broboner: seynaries: kuuzuryuu: im a fucking shrew gorilla i am a porcupine oh okay B E A R Snake God, the sorting hat was right when it placed me in Slytherin. Otter But I hate...
rapewhistled: what u think lava taste like Rock. After all, lava is just molten rock.
croagunkscorner: So I’m watching the episode of Pokemon where the gang goes to Snowpoint City and they’re in a class being taught by Candice, and I had to just stop and rewind for a minute to see if I was seeing things This guys Diglett. Like, wtf, seriously? How is Diglett just chilling by his side at his desk? Diglett are 8 inches tall, that desk is like a good 3 feet high. Like how? ...
janedoodles: rococoms: relright: colfersaurusrex: I think everyone knew a weird girl obsessed with horses when you were growing up if you didn’t know a horse girl you probably were the horse girl It’s frightening how true this is. I knew a girl who RODE horses. I was madly in love with a girl who owned horses. Yes, horses, plural. And she talked about them A LOT.
you-will-forget-this-url: “suicide is so selfish” WELL YOU’RE FUCKING SELFISH FOR WANTING SOMEONE TO STAY ALIVE FOR YOUR SAKE EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE SUFFERING SO MUCH THAT THEY WANT TO TAKE THEIR OWN LIFE I’m alive right now because when the girl I had been in love with for 13 years came out of the closet, I thought she’d feel guilty if I killed myself. Though the statement itself...
you-will-forget-this-url: themather1: you-will-forget-this-url: themather1: grungeisde4d: this is really selfish but why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and...
you-will-forget-this-url: themather1: grungeisde4d: this is really selfish but why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a...
grungeisde4d: this is really selfish but why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks...
you-will-forget-this-url: one of my biggest issues: i’m a teenager who hates teenagers
you-will-forget-this-url: harm-none: colloquiallyinept: Is no one going to mention the fact that guys use offensive slang for female genitalia as a comment on weakness or annoyance? Well, if we did we’d probably have to also mention that most of the population uses offensive slang for male genitalia as a comment on bad character or annoyance. And then we’d also probably have to mention...
Message me a body part please!!
Hair: How many wigs do you own?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many times have you heard something you wish you never had?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Do you/have you self-harmed?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Breasts/chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Vagina/Penis: Have you been judged because of your gender?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
arachnofiend: trillow: mattspaul: trillow: *speaks to you in the limited japanese phrases i’ve learnt from anime* Uguu? sushi kamehamehaaaaa Ahou! Nihonjin wa tada no shōde wa arimasen.
you-will-forget-this-url: ok so i just want mcdonalds for breakfast is it too much to ask for 24/7 fast food places in the world’s fucking richest country I know, right. And then you’ve got up here in Andenes, I think the closest fast food place is like 50-100km away.
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themather1: you-will-forget-this-url: themather1: you-will-forget-this-url: just in case loads of people come to my funeral, i’m going to have speak on my behalf they’ll say “WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU CARE WHEN I LIVED” But I do care now. unfortunately not. or, let… Did you forget who you were talking to?
you-will-forget-this-url: themather1: you-will-forget-this-url: just in case loads of people come to my funeral, i’m going to have speak on my behalf they’ll say “WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU CARE WHEN I LIVED” But I do care now. unfortunately not. or, let me rephrase that, unfortunately just after you read that post. Well, I don’t consciously go around hoping you’re ok at...
you-will-forget-this-url: just in case loads of people come to my funeral, i’m going to have speak on my behalf they’ll say “WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU CARE WHEN I LIVED” But I do care now.
WHY NORWAY IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD -by...
johannich: Tumblr is really America centered and that’s cool, so I just thought I should bring up what makes little, quiet Norway the best country to live in (it’s a fact) because every time other countries mention us, we think ‘they know we exist’ because we never make a big deal out of anything so no one bother to think about us. Not that we care all that much though. We’re hella rich...
I just d'awwed at myself...
I look so peaceful when I’m on my computer. Normally my eyebrows and a pair of lines under my eyes make me look aggressive, but the bright light from my screen makes me relax my face as opposed to my regular intense focus, making me look so calm and kind in comparison.
Today I met my first Homestuck IRL
Expectedly, it was at Walmart.
TwoRefined: i want to see a nonviolent blackrom. →
jumpingjacktrash: a courteous, civil blackrom where not only do they not beat on each other or bite and scratch like feral cats, they don’t even namecall or put each other down or go for the easy emotional jabs. no, they’re exquisitely polite, and all their snark is so cleverly veiled that bystanders may not even realize it’s snark. and their rivalry is an endless game of chess with the whole...
loreweaver: bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean “one foot out of the closet.” bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean “trying to get attention.” lesbian does not mean “masculine.” gay does not mean “feminine.” transgender does not mean “going through a phase.” transsexual does not mean...
homestucknightfall: doublejoeseven: plaidcushion replied to your chat: Me: *uses black magic to raise the MSPA forums… We tried contracting but even magical girls don’t work being without forums is suffering you have no idea. You’d think such an upgrade would only take the few minutes it takes to replace the source files with the new ones, but for some reason, there isn’t a...
derelictjet: vriskajohn: can we all agree that vriska is like the most attractive homestuck character angry hottie strong hottie sad hottie intent hottie hottie sassy hottie frustr8ed hottie em8arrassed hottie smitten hottie hottie Looks more geeky to me. Not that geeky isn’t hot, it just depends more on taste. Picture is from >[s] 3x SHOWDOWN COMBO.
twistedcaliber: moonkistprincess: tooraloora: ghirahim: mulattafury: yepperoni: yepperoni: aka “don’t forget to close your html tags” this is still great to me just open it and keep scrolling down omFg i havent laguehd this hard in days i cant fuckign breathe oh NO i laughed so hard i nearly cried I fixed it, do I get a cookie?
For every person that reblogs this, I will look...
Rory Williams has set my standards in men...
a-weeping-angel-just: I mean and and he waited 2000 years for her and still loved her when she forgot she loved him in “Vampires of Venice” And when he had to choose between the old Amy and the young Amy he said “I dont care that you got old. I care that we didnt grow old together” He has destroyed my chances of dating anyone like seriously The fact that you think of it as an...
lydiabutz: This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil. I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do. I’d totally do that if I needed a paint brush. Though then again I’ve got enough hair to make paint brushes for the entire class without having a visible impact on its length.